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Offline Ramsay

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Diary entries
« on: 13 September, 2018, 11:27:46 »

Wife’s Diary Entry:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary Entry:

A one-foot putt, who the hell misses a one-foot putt?

Offline sheldimus

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Re: Diary entries
« Reply #1 on: 14 September, 2018, 12:51:19 »
Accurate for every bloke ever!
Possibly replace the golf reference with a football reference though..!  :D
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?!

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Offline mwornell

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Re: Diary entries
« Reply #2 on: 11 January, 2019, 20:18:06 »
In the version of this joke which I saw and loved, the punchline was "Motorcycle won't start, can't figure out why".