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Offline Ramsay

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New Best Friend
« on: 10 December, 2018, 12:35:08 »
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet
to the pub for a drink with him.             
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the pub with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going down the pub with me ?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede ' s box and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the pub  with me?
....
This time, a little voice came out of the box,"I heard you the first time!

I 'm putting my f ing shoes on!"

Offline sheldimus

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Re: New Best Friend
« Reply #1 on: 11 December, 2018, 10:16:46 »
Like that, i'll be using it over crimbo down the pub!  8)
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
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Offline Porky

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Re: New Best Friend
« Reply #2 on: 11 December, 2018, 19:57:06 »
i'll be using it over crimbo down the pub!  8)
Any excuse   :P :cheers

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Re: New Best Friend
« Reply #3 on: 12 December, 2018, 09:21:27 »
Any excuse   :P :cheers

Good shout but I don't need an excuse..!  ;)
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?!

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail..